On my return from work today I was a bit snippy with my Owner. After a coffee and lunch I found myself in bed wearing the dreaded peach knickers having my Owner plucking my' bikini line' with her fingers. The pain of this was accompanied by the knickers being jerked up sharply in an attempt to cause my testicles discomfort. Whilst this was successful, the main area of discomfort was between my cheeks.
The moral of this story is not to be a stroppy bastard to ones Owner.
Violence was not necessary.
Well you could always share this with the self appointed grand inquisitor...
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