One of the greatest sources of entertainment here is MT's box, I mean inbox. All human life and pondlife is there. (MT is insisting that first I put that she loves getting memos and emails from nice people). There is a lot more to her inbox than that however.....
Over the years MT has become completely desensitized to it all. Requests for her knickers, shoes, used tampons, stockings (I think I've seen her wear stockings only once in five years, more's the pity), hair, urine etc don't even get a raised eyebrow, some people are just so yucky.
The stream of men who memo her asking to be her slave/ sub is a constant source of amusement. Their idea of what life being owned by her would be like is often entertaining to both of us (but it is often hard to read their messages owing to the S/slashy S/speak and grovelling speech patterns if it pleases you Mistress). She is very clearly seen as the woman to pursue if you want a woman who will actually own you. This may be true, but their fantasy view of what being owned by MT would look like inevitably takes over. It would be really interesting to see how long they would last, her sexual drive alone would scare most men off and then of course there is the sadism. I can not even begin to imagine how much pain she would put them through, or how hard she would work them (there is talk of an extension). All those pent up frustrations being unleashed, that I would pay to see.
Then there are the stalkers. To me, there are far worse and more vile and objectionable ones, but the one MT considers the worst is the one she refers to as 'Doll Dude'. Doll Dude has been pursuing her for many years and wants to have a wax doll made that looks exactly like her using 'historical doll making techniques'. He therefore wants close up photos of all her body parts from every angle, the worst part though is that he also wants some of her hair so he can implant it onto the doll. He memos or emails her every few months to 'remind' her that she hasn't sent the hair or photos yet. And people wonder why she so rarely has a profile photo up. Some of the other stalker types are people I hope to bump into one day, it is a small world and I often find I can just bump into people. Doll Dude though is the one that makes MT shudder so shithead if you are reading this fuck off you creepy little cunt.
Most idiotic of all though are those who think that what MT really needs is a real dominant man who will sort her out and put her on his cock as per ' the natural order ' wow! another Great Truth. Now that my friends is the ultimate in delusion, calling MT 'girl' and telling her she needs to 'learn her place' is brilliantly original, no one has ever tried that before. MT calls this 'quaint'. She also dismisses the men who say they will rape her to 'teach her her place' as 'tragic wanking fuckwits', though I have a somewhat less generous view of the matter. All applications by the 'dominant men' wishing to put her in her place, will undergo a strict interview process which I shall be pleased to conduct whenever they are ready.
Perhaps the most contemptuous of all however are the ones who to the 'outside world' try to appear to be friendly while repeatedly overstepping the line by making offensive and/ or overtly sexual remarks in private and public, and continue to do so even when asked to stop. I have not got a clue as to what result they think this will bring. MT is used to getting unrequested cock photos etc sent to her from random strangers but when she has once or twice gotten them from men she knows and has asked not to, it tries even her enormous patience. She finds it disrespectful and definitely not the behaviour of anyone she would consider a friend. Eventually when they don't get whatever result they want they try to undermine her, and then throw a hissy fit. Their motives are a mystery, but I would be willing to discuss it with them. At least these ones are rare.
Recently though, MT found a very special email in her inbox that is worthy of specific mention. The owner of a certain other forum contacted her using her email address (which she presumes he had saved from when she had a profile on his boards) to complain about his removal from the FL O/p group. In the course of this complaint he threw quite a tantrum, which MT found really amusing. The reason he was removed was for violation of the groups rules - as he had been removed some time before for reasons he did not argue with, he was not entitled to just swan back in as is clearly stated in the rules (maybe he can't read?) At the time MT had even put a thread reminding people of this rule, though generously in my opinion not named the individual in question for the sake of decorum - even under provocation drama is not MT's style. The fact the man in question had also clashed spectacularly with at least 5/ 6 of the groups mods means he is even more stupid than I thought he was, and that is a fucking huge amount. Surely he was not on a recruitment campaign, was he?
Like so many of the men who memo her though, he thought that he was so very special that the rules should be altered to suit him. Bless, he will always remain very special to me.
PS people may like to note that MT sometimes gives me the job of her inbox to deal with. Memos and emails from friends or people in the O/p group are dealt with by her, but I am sometimes left to deal with the spam and wankers. So if you are a male who sends my Owner repeated unwanted memos about your longing to wear latex panties while she pisses down your throat, you may have the dubious honour of being replied to by me rather than a hot 37 year old woman. You may like to remember that next time you start to type/wank. BTW for those that do not know, I am 55, bald and sometimes do not play well with others. Enjoy this sexy vision :D
PPS While MT and I have absolutely no interest in looking at cock photos, pictures of nice girl bottoms are greatly appreciated by both of us, so please feel free to contribute ;D
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